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  Do Jehovah's Witnesses REALLY believe that their worldly friends, relatives and small children will be slain in the street by god?

  by jambon1 in

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  i mean, it's so utterly ****ed up, it's unbelievable.. just think about the nitty gritty of it:.

  people that they love & care for who don't share their religion deserve to be killed, left without a grave & eaten by wild animals.

  one day, this will happen & they'll be surrounded by billion upon billion of decaying, rotting corpses.

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  Separation of Powers said:

  It's like when the flight attendant is going over the safety procedures before a flight, "make sure you put your oxygen mask on BEFORE assisting anyone else."

  However, I should point out that the reason this is done is because parents will tend to help their children put their masks on first before putting on their own. It's natural parental instinct. However, if they do that, they stand a good chance of sufficating before being able to completely help all of their children. Since children can generally go a liitle longer without sufficient oxygen than adults, the advice is given to "put your mask on first before helping others around you".

  (But i do get your point)
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  Out with the old....

  by wha happened? in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i purchased a condo late last year and due to my personal schedule, i wasn't able to redo it to my preferance until a few months ago.

  all the heavy work is done.

  now just replacing electrical outlets, fixtures and such.

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  But isn't this considered a rejection of God's meat in due season?
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  Self-made Persecution?

  by Tech49 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  at the recent dc, we had the 1 hour drama on sunday that focused on trusting in jehovah, no matter what events come up.

  in the opening scene, we see a father watching a news broadcast on tv, and he learns that jw's have been banned, overnight.. this got me thinking, again.

  almost weekly, we hear about persecution coming, soon soon soon!

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  Yes... that construction project in Warwick is pretty big, but no where near the $1.6 Billion in pure profit that they'll get with the Brooklyn sell-off...

  I do agree that the WT does like to set itself up for persecution from time to time just to forcibly fulfill prophecy...

  This creates a persecution complex that trickles down to the rank-and-file... just go on YouTube on you'll see what I mean. If anyone makes any non-theocratic comments on any videos posted by JWs, there's usually a response from a Dub saying: "We love this persecution. It was foretold in the Bible that we would be the subject of hatred"...
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  1925 wt QFR - Study the Watchtower. STUDY IT!! no mention of bible.

  by Captain Blithering in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  dear brethren ;.

  it is maintained by some of the friends in the ecclesia.

  that the watchtower teaches that the study of the.

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  The witnesses read and study all the Watchtower magazine, not just parts of it, like some professed Christians who limit their Bible reading to the last one fourth of the Bible and brush aside as outdated the first three fourths of it.

  -Watchtower, August 1, 1956 page 452
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  "I won't watch HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER" because Neil Patrick Harris is gay"

  by OnTheWayOut in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  that's what my jw mother said.

  folks, there are plenty of reasons not to watch how i met your mother, but a gay actor playing a straight part is not one of them.

  i should give her a list of known gay actors and ruin a bunch of movies and t.v.

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  Tell her Leo Greenless was a gay GB member and that Frederick Franz held nude Bible studies with his favorite bethelite boys.
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  Electronic Radio Biola sold in Awake! magazine for $465 each

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  well, it was actually $35 usd each, but i adjusted for today's purchasing power of us currency.

  see these interesting articles on the most bizarre medical equipment sales scam of all time.... http://www.seanet.com/~raines/biola.html.

  http://www.seanet.com/~raines/abrams.html.

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  Infernosdante... that reminds of a Minterial Servant in my congo who bought a shit load of hand sanitizer at below market price (just before the swine flu histeria got blown out of proportion). He was actually doing quite well for a few months selling this hand sanitizer to hotels, businesses, schools, the brothers in his congo and other congos, etc.. But then the swine flu histeria suddenly fizzled out practically overnight and it got to the point that he couldn't even give the stuff away for free. He really thought that he would son be able to start a part-time business and quit his day job to go pio-sneer... but he ended up becoming inactive instead and entered a deep depression for a while before finally snapping out of it... so sad...
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  Two To Five Year Faders, How Often Do Your JW Friends Who Promised To Die 4 U, Check Up on You?

  by ÁrbolesdeArabia in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  we all were told, even in these stupid songs we sang at the kingdom hall that our brothers would die for us because they loved us so much!

  they had the love of jesus christ so deep, they would do anything to make sure we stayed aboard the patterson ark.. .

  now i can't create a fancy time-line like the july 15, 2013 watchtower that shows all those cool pictures and charts.

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  Never...

  "Love" in Watchtower World is an abstract concept.
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  Swine Flu world epedemic Lies! Remember Sars and Birdflu nothing happened!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  what's with the damn media panic?

  swine flu is gonna wipe out the world!.....like the witnesses i'm tired of these lies, sars and bird flu were not that huge....a year ago a scientist said birdflu would be the next "spanish influenza" killing millions......hello, i'm still here wearing a gas mask!.

  lets all panic the friggin world so they forget the economy!!!!!!

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  Does your Kingdom Hall still have hand sanitizer installed at the entry threshold??
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  Up-skirt voyeur pervert is a Jehovah's Witness

  by RayPublisher in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  this jw guy put a camera in his bookbag and went around snapping pics... sick.. .

  http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/8799082/up-skirt-voyeur-a-jehovah-witness.

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  He was doing scientific research for the Watchtower to find which under-garments sisters should use during Field Service. Unfortunately, he won't be able to complete this important study because everyone has judged him prematurely.
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  Brothers told to pack an "Armagedon survival bag."...bid gossip in Aust!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  so my mum excitedly calls and tells me how the brothers are now told to pack a survival emergency bag, so the tribulation is coming!!!

  talk about clutching at straws.

  shes packed her bible of course and the some non essential stuff like food...he he.

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  A WT accountant probably alerted the GB that too much money was being spent on disaster relief in recent years..